First, a warning: I meant for this post to be a completely innocent, cheery, festive Christmas blog entry. But instead, my rambling mind got ahead of me and turned this into a whole debate on what to call this mince pie-ish thing I made. It dives into the differences between pies and tart, touches on the history of mince pies, and ends on a less-than-satisfactory conclusion. Yes I did try to make this all more concise, but each time I tried to edit it down, I just ended up with an even longer post. So I’m writing this warning bit now after three failed attempts at cutting down the word count. So, proceed at your own peril.
Also, whether you end up making this mince pie-tar-thing or not (though I hope you do as it is very very good; I mean, it’s hard to go wrong with booze and sugar), I hope you have a very merry Christmas!! 🎅
Here’s a Christmas conundrum for ya: If you make a mince pie without a top layer of pastry (so, resembling a classic chocolate tart or pumpkin pie), is it still called a mince pie? Or would it be more accurate to call it a mince tart? Or maybe… a mince pie tart?
For those unfamiliar with mince pies, they are little, bite-sized pie-lettes, usually filled with a heavily spiced, boozy-sweet mixture of dried fruits and brandy. The ‘mince’ part might seem slightly misleading as there isn’t usually meat in them, but the name actually harks back to the original filling for these pies, which did in fact have minced lamb or beef folded through the fruits and spices. Sometimes, there’d even be a healthy glog of suet or beef fat throw in to enrich and bind the filling together. Thankfully, the days of meaty dessert are long gone, and today’s mince pies are mostly meat-free. (Though I suspect the classic meaty pies might actually taste pretty good, with a good savoury-sweet balance to it.)
But back to our conundrum – what should a tart-like mince pie be called?
It is a tart
First, we gotta distinguish between pies and tarts. While there doesn’t seem to be a hard and fast rule for this, the general bakers’ consensus seems to be that pies are disc shaped, filled pastries that are fully, or mostly, encased in baked dough. Tarts, on the other hand, are similar but without a top layer of pastry, so the filling is fully exposed on top. Think chicken pot pies vs. egg tarts, or a classic American apple pie vs. a glistening, glazed French fruit tart. Of course, there’s plenty of grey in between. For example, if you take strips of dough and weave a loose, hole-y lattice over a tart, does it then become a pie? What if you space your dough strips out a bit further, so that barely any pie is covered? What’s the minimum amount of surface area that has to be covered for a tart to turn into a pie then?
As you can see, there’s quite a bit to unpack here, but one thing’s for certain – a pie with it’s top completely exposed should be classified as a tart, not a pie. So technically, pumpkin pies (the classic, naked top ones) are tarts. So, by that reasoning alone, a mince pie without a top dough should technically be called a tart.
But it is also a mince pie
Now here’s where it gets even dicier, because it’d be confusing to simply call it a mince tart. Think of it, the words ‘mince pie’ refers to a very specific dish, one that defies the expectations associated with the two individual words. Think of it kind of like a compound word – just as ‘bookworm’ does not refer to a worm that crawls through books, nor does ‘underdog’ mean going under a dog, ‘mince pie’ does not refer to a pie filled with mince. (Mince in the most straightforward definition meaning minced meat.) So the term mince tarts, to me at least, would bring to mind a savoury tart filled with mince meat, which isn’t what this dish is about.
To be fair, a quick Google search did yield several recipes that called mince pies mince tarts. But in my 7 plus years of living and studying in the UK, I’ve never heard this term being used. So I think I’m speaking for the majority here when I say that the official name of this Christmas dessert is mince pie. Plus, the photos for the so-called mince tarts were – based on our prior definition – pies! So, the term mince tart is confusing to say the least, if not plain misused. Hence, whatever you call this dish, the two words ‘mince pie’ has to be in the name, to prevent any ambiguity as to what the filing is.
Conclusion
In conclusion, for these two postulates – that it is a tart, and that ‘mince pie’ has to be in the name – a mince pie without a top layer of pastry should be called a mince pie tart. Quod erat demonstrandum. Also, make-m the recipe-sus. 🎁